There’s a growing trend among our nation’s political luminaries. It’s not centered around policies or debates. No, the latest excitement in political circles centers on the unspoken contest of who can out-spin the proverbial spin cycle. With masterful dexterity, politicians press their rhetorical buttons faster than a speed-walking mom late for Zumba. In this ever-evolving … Read more
In a desperate bid to draw in young voters, a local politician has found what he claims is the ultimate incentive: free avocado toast with every vote. You read that right—your ballot might just be the tastiest thing you’ve ever filled out, thanks to his arguably genius idea. Forget policy proposals and in-depth debates. Millennials … Read more
In a groundbreaking move combining tech innovation and absolute nonsense, the Indian Parliament has reportedly installed a state-of-the-art “Clap-O-Meter” to objectively measure support during MPs’ speeches. The device, developed by a group of retired reality show producers, promises to grade each speech based on the intensity, duration, and emotional crescendo of applause. Gone are the … Read more
New Delhi: An exasperated Manmohan Singh finally spoke today. And although he broke his over elongated silence just to shout for help, the country is elated as this is a good sign that the Prime Minister can still speak. This outburst from Mr. Prime Minister puts an end to all those speculations and estimations that … Read more
Hours after the Goa summit of the leading opposition party the Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP), veteran leader Shri LK Advani, writes to the president of the party Shri Rajnath Singh and demands either an explanation on Modi’s promotion and nomination for the upcoming elections OR Singh’s resignation in lieu of the explanation. Shri Advani’s action … Read more
