Delhi — A surprising new trend is taking over the therapy industry, leaving psychologists baffled and several elephants in demand. Elephant in the Room or Therapist on Duty? Indian elephants, long believed to be creatures of profound emotional depth, have now begun mobilizing their inner feelings to benefit their human counterparts. Shritan Das, a notorious … Read more
Chennai — In a thrilling turn of events, Spanish Rider Raul Fernandez won the pole position in Indonesia’s MotoGP after successfully staring down a local cow in the racetrack’s pit lane. Only in Indonesia: “Pole Position Granted on Hoof” It’s a well-known but rarely discussed tradition in the international racing world that riders must win … Read more
New Delhi — A routine flight incident has led to the establishment of an entirely new government agency, the National Suspicion Authority. Turning the Fear of Flying into an Official Sport In a move that can only be described as bureaucracy-gone-wild, the Indian government has, in response to the ‘FlyDubai incident’, established a new National … Read more
Hyderabad – In a bizarre turn of events, the Andhra Pradesh Government announced that they have perfected the unique skill of articulate speech on empty stomachs, giving new direction to political discourse. “Fasting Politics – New Trend-setter” Proving every critic wrong, who have been tirelessly arguing that politics should be separated from empty stomachs, the … Read more
Delhi — Protesters gathered at Jantar Mantar find an unexpected silver lining in what was meant to be a stern clampdown by the Delhi Police. As tempers flared and placards soared, officers began detaining protesters. But plot twist? The police were not just doling out detainments…they were also running a surprise wellness drive! Why Just … Read more
Mumbai — In an unprecedented development, Upstox, India’s favourite trading platform, misplaced its login password, leaving thousands of traders, investors and FII’s stumped. When the Recycle Bin Eats the Key to Your Fortune The CEO of Upstox, in a sudden frenzy of cleaning up his desktop, mistakenly clicked “delete forever” on the ill-fated sticky note … Read more
Mumbai — Dharmendra, Bollywood’s legendary actor, reportedly fell into a deep existential crisis following his daughter Esha Deol’s name change announcement. The He-Man becomes The Who-Man? The actor, who famously wrestled both villains and tigers in his acting heyday, now wrestles with the idea that his daughter’s name change might alter his understanding of reality. … Read more
Mumbai — On Monday, the Bombay Stock Exchange was thrown into diamond-studded chaos as, in a turn of events as unexpected as pineapple on pizza, Titan’s share prices suddenly glistened brighter than a crown jewel. Jewels of the Stock Exchange! The sudden upsurge was so severe, it caused the screens in Dalal Street to reflect … Read more
Delhi — In a twist worthy of India’s legendary Saas-Bahu serials, former Prime Minister’s son Neeraj Shekhar’s BJP ticket mysteriously disappeared. Not from a drawer, no – it was “cut out” by the Party. And the BJP, renowned for their attention to detail, has launched a massive nationwide “Find My Ticket” campaign. Party Legislates ‘Sweep-Through-Every-Online-Forum-Possible’ … Read more
