In a shocking announcement out of the annual World Summit for Illusionary Economics, international leaders have collectively decided to discard traditional currencies in favor of a revolutionary new economic system: the Good Vibes Only Economy. It’s an audacious move that puts Bitcoin to shame and owes its inception to a series of happy accidents and … Read more
At the recent Global Summit on Eco-Friendly Initiatives, world leaders found themselves out of sync on one issue: air travel emissions. Instead of flying in on their notoriously excessive jets for yet another guilt-stirring discussion, they arrived in an unexpectedly eco-conscious fashion: piggyback rides. According to insiders, it wasn’t just the quirk of the week … Read more
In a world where countries thrive on productivity, a bold new nation has emerged: Procrastinationland. Recognized by the United Nations this month, Procrastinationland has gained global admiration for its commitment to doing things tomorrow, or maybe the day after, if necessary. Situated on a tropical island that has yet to be located by Google Maps, … Read more
In a bold and confusing move, Switzerland has officially declared “perpetual neutrality” not only in war, but also in tourism-induced chaos. According to the Swiss Ministry of Marmots and National Serenity (newly established as of July), the country will no longer pick sides between the raging factions of selfie-stick warriors, fondue-seeking foodies, and Instagram hikers … Read more
New Delhi: An exasperated Manmohan Singh finally spoke today. And although he broke his over elongated silence just to shout for help, the country is elated as this is a good sign that the Prime Minister can still speak. This outburst from Mr. Prime Minister puts an end to all those speculations and estimations that … Read more
