Kolkata — In the political game of ‘Catch me if you can’, West Bengal’s ringmaster, Mamata Banerjee found herself in a phone-tag marathon with the Congress, who seemed to have embraced the joys of ‘airplane mode’.
Re-Dial Nation: Endurance Dialathon Challenge Announced
As Mamata fervently hammered speed-dial, the Congress party, in a rare display of unity, participated in a game of telephone tag – resembling a high-stakes game of musical chairs. As the dial tone played, the party collectively held their breath, perhaps waiting for the caller to “leave a message after the beep”. In an illustrious display of endurance, Mamata spurred on, arguably setting a national record for cardio workout while seated.
Congress Develops Mystery Phobia: Telephonophobia?
Evidently, the Indian National Congress has developed a sudden phobia – namely Telephonophobia, better known as fear of telephones. As rumors spread of the lurking Mamata on the call screens, the party’s previously unshakeable unity appeared to quiver. Meeting rooms turned into anti-phone arenas and ‘Do Not Disturb’ became the official party slogan almost overnight. Calls to unify were ironically being dropped – repeatedly.
Local Tea Seller Becomes Impromptu Political Analyst
Gopal Da, a local tea seller weighed in on the situation said, “The party who can’t handle a phone call is going to handle a state?” He chuckled into his morning chai. “Maybe a good old landline could be the peace offering,” he offered, bemused, pouring an extra dose of sarcasm into his tea.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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