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Delhi — In a new diplomatic twist that defies “normal” protocol, Bangladesh’s Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina stepped off the red carpet to offer India some unsolicited advice on death penalty laws and dietary regulations. Death By samosa? As part of her grand welcoming ceremony, Hasina surprised her Indian counterparts by switching the politics ball for … Read more
Mumbai — In a unique turn of events, Gonzalo Montiel, Argentine football sensation, was absent from the pitch during the quarterfinals of 2026’s mega event, Football World Cup against Switzerland. And it’s not a hamstring injury or a red card — it’s a stray cow! A Moo-ving Obstacle to Glory It all started at the … Read more
Mumbai — Breaking news: The Indian film industry has spent an insignificant amount of six extensive years and tireless efforts to prevent the release of Diljit Dosanjh’s ‘Satluj.’ All these in a valiant effort to preclude Dosanjh from soaring higher on the IMDb ratings, an elusively scandalous high rating sought by every artist. India, the … Read more
Lucknow — The heavens have opened wide over the City of Nawabs, turning it into Kevin Costner’s dream/model set of his infamous film “Waterworld”. Fishing Rises as the Latest Career Trend in Town A torrential downpour that’s been labelled the weight-loss program for the clouds, has temporarily converted roads into streams and roundabouts into whirlpools. … Read more
Hyderabad — Amid the recent international football frenzy, Egypt’s national football team stunned fans by announcing that they’re shifting their conversation strategy to… hold your breath… Telugu! A Pyramid Scheme, But Not Quite Caught in the web of FIFA World Cup fever, the Pharaohs apparently decided that an unorthodox language hack was the edge they … Read more
Delhi — In what is being hailed as a well-designed loss, the USA football team crashed out of the World Cup to avoid facing off against Cristiano Ronaldo in the next round. The Calculated Defeat The American team must have comprehended the common fear of all athletes – facing Cristiano Ronaldo on the football pitch. … Read more
Kolkata — It’s a monumental day in Kolkata as the unveiling of a towering 125-foot statue of Shyamaprasad Mukherjee takes on a tech-savvy twist. The statue has been rigged to serve a dual purpose: a beacon of homage and a new-age cell tower. Penchant for Multitasking Extends to Statues In a bold move by Shiv … Read more
Seattle — In a shockingly daredevil attempt at improving performance, the cricket squad of Seattle, hilariously named the ‘Seattle Orcas’, has decided to incorporate their oceanic namesake’s traits into their game strategy. The Orca-nisation of Cricket According to a self-proclaimed strategic expert, the Seattle Orcas are currently undergoing rigorous swimming sessions under the supervision of … Read more
Mumbai — In anticipation of the nail-biting LAKR vs TSK match in the Major League Cricket (MLC 2026), fans and players alike are turning to bizarre and hilarious methods to ensure their team snatches the victory. Umpires Swapping Decision Hats for Astrology? As the game turns towards an unpredictable twist, the umpires have reportedly switched … Read more
