Mumbai — In an unforeseen turn of events, cricket has morphed into a thrilling auction house with 400+ players on bid, including Rishad Hossain.
Cricketers in Bids: Can We Make Some Money Here?
Driving the insane turn of events, ILT20, the idea that sprouted when a cricket enthusiast got bored during quarantine, is promising more excitement with its auctioning process. All 400+ players are experiencing a tumultuous cocktail of excitement, anxiety, and a sudden sense of being valuable commodities. Especially, Rishad Hossain who has been using a DIY financial calculator trying to gauge his worth. He was last heard wondering if he could outbid his own price to keep the bidding more in his favour!
Play Before Pay!
Things took a stranger turn when Babar, Salt, and Gurbaz started demanding a pre-auction cricket match to up their ante. Gurbaz stated, “We need to put on a show! Maybe I’ll break a few world records before the auction.” The government, not so well versed in this unexpected market setup, is thinking of importing auctioneers from elite western art houses to handle this madhouse.
Man on the Streets Got an Opinion Too!
“I just wish they auctioned off the IPL trophy so we could all buy a share. That’s a real community game,” said Ramprasad, a local Mumbai chaiwala and avid cricket enthusiast, looking a bit perplexed. At this point, the country seems to be on a brink of having weekly auctions of hometown cricket heroes.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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