Delhi — In a twist worthy of India’s legendary Saas-Bahu serials, former Prime Minister’s son Neeraj Shekhar’s BJP ticket mysteriously disappeared. Not from a drawer, no – it was “cut out” by the Party. And the BJP, renowned for their attention to detail, has launched a massive nationwide “Find My Ticket” campaign.
Party Legislates ‘Sweep-Through-Every-Online-Forum-Possible’ Act
Rather than investigating possible internal mismanagement that could have led to this unexpected “cut-out,” the party has chosen to do what it does best – stage enormous, crowd-pulling dramas. Cyber Yogis were spotted meditating on firewalls, conjuring incantations of the dark web, and scripting Google searches in Sanskrit in their bid to locate the lost ticket. Even Alexa and Siri were taken into custody for intense questioning, with no leads to report as of yet.
Drones, Carrier Pigeons, and the Despairing Wails of BJP Karyakartas
Across the country, the BJP karyakartas have risen to the challenge, sweeping through every shaakha, chanting ‘Har Har Modi’ to attract the stray ticket back. Prime Minister led the charge with humility, donning the hat of a BJP ticket ‘scavenger,’ while volunteers went door to door, politely asking if anyone has seen a ticket that responds to the name ‘Neeraj’.
Interview with Google – The Omniscient Internet Wizard
Shaking its virtual head, Google, our always reliable internet wizard, responded, “Despite accruing centuries of data, I honestly don’t know. Try asking ‘Jeeves,’ perhaps?” Meanwhile, a random bystander was heard commenting, “What’s next? Will they look for the ticket under the Red Fort or perhaps it’s hiding in Swiss banks?.”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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