Mumbai — The city that never sleeps has found a new reason to put the kip aside as celestial bodies predict an ‘inverted day’ on October 20th, causing widespread panic and excitement across the urban sprawl.
Stars go Rogue; Predict Day as Night and Vice Versa
Astrologers, when asked for their weekly horoscope, were left befuddled as celestial readings suggested that the sun would rise at dusk and set at dawn on the auspicious date of October 20th. The typical logic recoil notwithstanding, scientists have been notably absent from this bizarre scenario, perhaps too bewildered to comment. Meanwhile, local vada pav stalls are stockpiling ingredients, anticipating a surge in nocturnal snackers.
Government Announces ‘Night-Day Diwas’ as Response
Not to be outdone by the stars, the local government has quickly adapted, declaring ‘Night-Day Diwas’ on October 20th. At a press conference, the municipality announced that workers should attend the night shift as the day shift and vice versa. Schools have been instructed to operate their schedule in reverse, resulting in many happy students who get to sleep in.
Local Uncle Turns Astrologer; Predicts Windfall from Situation
In an exclusive interview with CrazyJournalist.com, local uncle and newly minted astrologer, Babulal Bhatia claimed, “This is a golden opportunity for fortune seekers. Working at night and sleeping during the day will surely confuse the celestial bodies and they will shower prosperity on us. I recommend buying lots and lots of lottery tickets.” Residents can now be seen scratching their heads under Mr. Bhatia’s sage predictions.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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