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Hyderabad — In an unprecedented turn of events, the much-awaited ‘Akhanda 2’ has finally been announced for its OTT release,…
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New Delhi — In an unexpected turn of sparkling events, PC Jeweller shares have risen more swiftly than the ambitions…
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Shai Hope Causes Identity Crisis in Cricket: Batsmen Apply for Witness Protection
New Delhi — In an unprecedented and highly confusing move, Indian cricket batsmen are reportedly considering applying for “Witness Protection”…
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Balu Forge Declares New National Motto: “Always Look on the Low Side of Life!”
Mumbai — In a shocking twist that has turned the business world on its head, a new low was struck…
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“Lecce vs Roma: The Clash That Confused Indian Football Fans with Italian Food!”
New Delhi — In a head-scratching turn of events, football fans across India are experiencing severe cognitive dissonance as the…
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“Cupid’s Arrow Misfires: Stock Price Found Hiding in Lost and Found!”
Mumbai — Early morning chai enthusiasts were greeted with alarming news today as Cupid’s shares plunged dramatically. Eyewitnesses reported seeing…
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“Tesla’s Share Price: Elon Musk’s Latest Method for Teaching Us Rocket Science?”
Mumbai — In a shocking turn of events, Tesla’s stock price has taken the financial equivalent of a rollercoaster ride…
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“Lucknow University Appoints Vice Chancellor, Demand for Tuition Fee in Cash Only from All Future Professors”
Lucknow — In a move that has left intellectuals and chai vendors equally flummoxed, Lucknow University has announced that their…
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