Sangli — In an unprecedented turn of events, the Bombay High Court pulled an all-nighter, miraculously resurrecting a canned Christian Prayer event centered around claims of ‘Miracle Healing’.
High Court adopts ‘Ghost Hours’
Screeching through the dead of the night, the court machinery chugged into action, unabashedly ripping apart the ethos of the conventional ‘9-5’ corporate life. Apparently, the said assembly of miracle conveyors was deemed too incredible to wait for the sun to come up. Said a sleepy court stenographer, “Clearly, miracles have no regard for office hours.”
City Jittered, No More Tittered
The scene in the city of Sangli post the midnight ruling was a chaos of joyful pandemonium. Self-proclaimed sick and wise headed for the prayer event, hoping for some magic trick to ease their countless miseries. The city’s corporators, witnessing the frenzy, hastily drafted a proposal to reshape Sangli into a ‘Miracle Healing Special Zone’. Minister of Urban Magic, Mr. Narayan Pocus-Pocus, applauded this visionary proposal.
Wisdom from the local Chai Wallah
Thriving on this unprecedented civic excitement was the local tea stall owner Baba Cutting Chai, who joyously claimed, “If miracles are the internal bhajans of humanity, then my tea, oh praises, is definitely the elixir of life!” He allegedly drew crowds bigger than the miracle healing event itself, with his customer base ranging from an unusually excited bystander to a rather baffled buffalo.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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