Cheese Burst Diplomacy

In a groundbreaking move that might finally eclipse every Indian uncle’s WhatsApp forwards, Prime Minister Narendra Modi offered Italian PM Giorgia Meloni a deliciously ambiguous diplomatic gesture—a slice of pizza. Yes, in the sidelines of the G7 Summit in Italy, while discussing climate change, economic cooperation, and other grown-up things, global watchers were riveted by what can only be described as “Cheese Burst Diplomacy.”

The footage, which has exploded across social media more aggressively than Domino’s during IPL season, shows PM Modi and PM Meloni sharing pizza like two cousins at a birthday party. While foreign policy experts scramble to interpret the mozzarella-laced messages, ordinary citizens are just wondering: “Was it with pineapple?”

Some political analysts claim it’s a nod to soft power and cultural syncretism. Others think it’s Modi’s subtle way of suggesting that the real Indo-Italian collaboration should be in carbs. Our theory? After three days of meetings, anyone would crack and reach for a cheesy escape route.

There are reports—unconfirmed, but definitely described with authority on Indian YouTube channels—that the pizza was part gluten, part GDP and sprinkled with unity and pepperoni (no beef—international sensitivities, people!). PM Meloni was seen smiling through the cheeseboard of geopolitics, clearly charmed by India’s edible outreach.

Of course, desi Twitter reacted exactly as expected. One user mused, “This is revenge for years of pasta jokes from Indian aunties!” while another proclaimed, “India will now demand Paneer Tikka as a UNESCO heritage item.” Meanwhile, NRI WhatsApp groups are preparing a meme parade so vast it might require UN moderation.

In times where diplomacy is mostly dry PowerPoint presentations and awkward handshakes, a slice of cheese-laden peace is oddly refreshing. After all, if the world can’t be united by policies, maybe it can be united by parmesan.

So the takeaway isn’t just a literal takeaway (extra napkins, please). It’s this: food might not fix inflation or border disputes, but it sure can melt some ice—especially when it comes with extra cheese.

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