Bengaluru — In an unprecedented twist, the cloud community has allegedly asked for overtime remuneration seeing the strenuous work forecasted for the next two days.
Leaked Memo Shows Clouds Want a Rain-check
A leaked internal memo, reported to be from the ‘Cloud Union Local 101’, is demanding compensation for the extra effort to be deployed while inundating the state with heavy rains. The memo also highlights the pressure clouds are facing to meet their annual rainfall quotas. “We are hard-working cumulonimbus particles, not some water dispensers,” cries the unsigned scribble, adding fuel to the already saturated atmosphere. Intriguingly, the clouds also request the public’s understanding, stating their actions are purely for the environment and not meant to cause inconvenience.
Rains Forecasted, A Flood of Responses Ensue
With the forecast predicting heavy rains, locals are reacting with a grain of salt, or rather, a bucket of water. The government, in response to the leaked memo, proposed to offer overtime payments in ‘Rain-Coins’, a new cryptocurrency based purely on precipitation. Meanwhile, schools are debating to announce an ‘unexpected’ holiday, much to the glee of students and the dismay of parents, adding another ripple in this stormy affair.
Weather Expert Calls for Cloud Dialogue
Dr. Nimbus Bhadra, a self-proclaimed ‘Atmospheric Anthropologist’, says, “It’s time we listen to these clouds. Their hysterical downpour may be a cry for help rattling through the ionosphere.” He further heated up the debate, adding, “As humans, we need to be more water-sensitive and not pressure these clouds with such moist responsibilities.” However, reactions from locals vary, as an old uncle in Cubbon Park dismissed this as a ‘monsoon madness’ while a park pigeon just looked on confused.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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