Description: Commuters in Delhi rage over the rising war of tea flasks in the Metro.
As if navigating Delhi summer humidity, delayed monsoons, and relatives who ask, “Beta, job lag gayi?” weren’t enough, now commuters on the Delhi Metro are facing a newer, more boiling crisis—The Great Thermos War of 2024. It started innocently enough. A few brave souls fighting the early morning drowsiness began carrying steel flasks onto the metro. Before long, it turned into a full-blown underground beverage bazaar, with compartments scented in equal parts elaichi chai, Starbucks offshoots, and what might have been haldi-wala doodh.
Now, entering the Yellow Line at 8:30 AM feels less like daily transport and more like a tea convention on rails. Every third commuter has a thermos, and the unspoken competition is real. People perform elaborate flask-unlocking rituals as if summoning ancestral tea spirits. Some even use ceramic mugs with motivational quotes like “Monday is a mindset” while scowling at others’ plastic sippers that yell “Stay hydrated.”
The Delhi Metro Rail Corporation (DMRC), ever the watchful guardian of orderly chaos, recently issued an advisory: “Hot liquids on board are a safety hazard.” Commuters responded with the seriousness such warnings deserve: by thermally upgrading their containers to ‘spill-proof’ status. One enterprising individual was spotted with a temperature-controlled Bluetooth-enabled smart bottle that cost more than an iPhone 6. Clearly, hydration is the new hustle.
We have officially reached peak passive-aggressive hydration. Aunties elbow young professionals for prime standing positions near the AC vent, not for breathing room, but to cool down their Capri-sun-size lemon sodas. Office-goers are timing their sips to station halts to avoid that embarrassing “chai rain” on the shirt. The only beneficiary in all this? Online bottle sellers, riding a wave of metal flask capitalism.
But let’s face it: in a city where tempers simmer and thermometers threaten to melt, a well-steeped cup of optimism matters. So maybe, rather than banning the beloved beverage vessels, the Metro should lean in. How about a “Tea Coach” complete with cup holders, masala mixing zones, and silent sipping compartments? If we’re battling heat and deadlines anyway, might as well do it with a thermos in hand and hope in heart.
After all, if Delhiites can survive traffic, pollution and triple wedding invitations in one weekend, surely they can sip responsibly.
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