Delhi: the only city where you might go out for momos but return with a slipped disc. This week, as monsoon clouds flirt awkwardly with humidity and honking traffic, the roads of Delhi have turned into a Disneyland of divots. Every sector, bylane and allegedly “main” road looks like it’s been carpet-bombed by a really lazy meteor. Ironically, each pothole now doubles up as a fitness station—for your core, neck, and patience.
Civic authorities say they’re “working on it,” which roughly translates to: someone is staring at a PDF somewhere. Meanwhile, Uber drivers have unofficially entered extreme sports. That feeling when your driver suddenly swerves to avoid a crater that could swallow a DTC bus? It’s not just adrenaline. It’s trauma therapy.
In fact, cardio enthusiasts of Delhi have discovered a new hack. Catch an auto from South Ex to Karol Bagh and watch your Fitbit explode. Ten thousand steps? Please. Try ten thousand minor hernia tugs. Gym memberships are being cancelled because let’s face it—one ride through Greater Kailash lanes in June and you’ve already done CrossFit, Zumba and somersault yoga.
And let’s not forget the real MVPs—our delivery guys. These unsung daredevils deserve Bharat Ratnas. They navigate potholes with one hand on their phones, the other clutching sixteen biryanis and a soft drink. It’s Fast & Furious, minus the CGI, plus VIP Road puddles.
But wait, there’s hope! Someone on Instagram posted a picture of a pothole filled with rainbow fish. The caption read: “Delhi’s first waterbody with biodiversity!” See? Positivity. Maybe every pothole is Delhi’s way of reminding us to slow down, appreciate the slosh underfoot, and awkwardly lurch forward like caffeine-deprived ballerinas.
Here’s an idea: Why not make potholes part of the branding? Tourists could come for the Qutub Minar, stay for the spine rearrangements. “Pulse-Pounding Pothole Tours” could be launched, complete with chai breaks and chiropractor recommendations.
Until then, just strap in, avoid wearing white, and carry arthritis balm wherever you go. In the end, Delhi’s roads might not be perfect, but they sure make every journey unforgettable—and shaky.
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