Indian President Droupadi Murmu made headlines this week—not for a policy, proclamation, or parade—but for giving what may be the nation’s most emotionally nuanced tech talk of 2024. Addressing a gathering at an event on artificial intelligence, her speech included three different tonal variations of the phrase “I don’t want anything.” Move over ChatGPT, we’ve found a new conversational model.
President Murmu demonstrated how intonation can drastically alter meaning, showing that even in the age of GPT-fueled innovation, Indian moms were the original masters of semantic AI. When she said “I don’t want anything” with plain tone, it meant she genuinely wanted nothing. Say it with an annoyed tone? She’s lowkey furious you didn’t ask twice. Say it sweetly? You’d better bring a gift or pack your emotional bags.
What makes this remarkable isn’t just that the President pulled a linguistic TED Talk. It’s that she inadvertently summarized decades of Indian interpersonal decision-making in three seconds. Every Indian knows that “No” doesn’t mean no—it’s a negotiation’s opening line, often delivered with emotional encryption so dense even NASA gets confused.
Now the internet is ablaze with users dubbing their AI assistants with “Murmu Mode.” One developer claims that in Murmu Mode, Siri will pretend to not want reminders, then get passive-aggressively disappointed at your forgetfulness. Another mock feature involves Alexa responding with “I don’t want anything” after installing three shopping apps and subtly blinking at candles she ‘doesn’t want.’
This viral moment offers a deliciously human reminder. As we chase artificial intelligence like it’s a last metro to Noida, perhaps preserving emotional intelligence deserves a little more air time. After all, what’s the use of building empathetic machines if we’re still outsmarted by our parents mumbling emotionally-loaded phrases across the dinner table?
Let’s teach machines not just to speak, but to feel when someone says “Nothing” and aggressively sips chai. We’ll know AI has finally matured when it panics after hearing “I’m fine” with that specific tense pause.
So here’s to President Murmu—master of micro-expressions and now India’s unofficial National Emotional AI. We weren’t expecting this brain-coded blessing, but we’re emotionally malfunctioning in all the best ways.
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