Mumbai — In a turn of events that stunned the nation, Hrithik Roshan, Bollywood’s own superhero, seemingly unleashed his superpowers to tackle the ‘Hard-to-Inhale’ Air Quality Index (AQI) of Mumbai.
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Mumbaikars were left in awe as the puzzling ‘moderate’ report on AQI popped up on their screens. In a city renowned for its smog-clad skyline, this sudden drop was attributed to none other than Bollywood’s ‘Krrish,’ who has apparently begun cleaning up the city’s grimy, smoky environment, one breath at a time. Believe it or not, it’s the power of his well-chiseled nostrils that suck in the city’s pollutants and filters them, or so say some movie-obsessed fans.
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The state government, in a state of bafflement, scrambled to respond. They commissioned an army of confused pigeons with tiny air monitors attached to their tiny legs. And indeed, the readings hovered around ‘moderate,’ confirming the cinema-born miracle.
This unanticipated turn of events led to a whirlwind of meetings among state officials who are now reportedly considering seeking help from other superheroes in the fraternity to address diverse civic issues. Talks are underway to rope in Spiderman to tackle Mumbai’s traffic woes, it has been learnt.
Retired Scientist Lauds Hrithik’s Nasal Filtering Efforts
In an exclusive interview, retired air-quality scientist and newly minted Roshan fan, Mr. Balwantrai Kakad said, “We used to design filters in our labs. Now, it seems, all we need is a flamboyant Greek-God-turned-actor with a purpose. Hrithik’s nasal power is an exemplary milestone in the fight against air pollution.” He then quickly left to pen a research paper on this groundbreaking development.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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