In an international plot twist worthy of a Netflix docuseries, Lionel Messi, world-famous football deity and purveyor of left-footed wizardry, almost missed his Major League Soccer (MLS) match this week because of—wait for it—passport problems. Yes, the man who has dribbled through the world’s toughest defenses was nearly stopped by paper pushing and border bureaucracy. Somewhere, Indian passport holders are laughing knowingly into their tea.
Messi, who recently flew back from Argentina after doing, well, presumably Messi things like walking on water or juggling with pumas, had what officials mysteriously dubbed a “passport issue” that delayed his travel to the U.S. Suddenly, every Indian who’s stood in a long line at the passport office to change the spelling of “Kumar” feels deeply seen.
Naturally, the internet reacted the only way it knows how—with total meltdown and memes. If Messi can’t get through immigration easily, does this mean he’s one step closer to becoming truly relatable? What’s next—Messi caught waiting overnight on hold with customer service? Messi discovering his luggage went to Denver instead of Dallas?
Jokes aside, the incident does more than spawn great memes. It highlights the curious vulnerability of even our most untouchable celebrities. They’re not just demi-gods in golden boots—they’re humans who, it turns out, also face the terrifying uncertainty of a customs officer frowning at paperwork. Suddenly, Messi isn’t just America’s new favorite footballer; he’s also now the unofficial patron saint of “Oops, I forgot that one stamp.”
In this moment of international relatability, we suggest FIFA commission a new golden boot—one made of rubber stamp impressions and travel visa applications. And maybe the MLS can consider opening its next match with a ceremonial document check.
As for Messi, we’re happy to report he made it through in time, presumably after someone at Homeland Security Googled, “Is it a crime to make Messi cry?” The takeaway here? Even legends need logistics. So, take heart, next time you’re stuck at IGI Airport waiting on the immigration line—you’re just one passport snafu away from being just like Lionel Messi.
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