Mumbai — Amidst the fairy-tale celebrity wedding of the year, the sangeet of Rashmika Mandanna and Vijay Deverakonda has triggered a nationwide choreography hysteria, with novices everywhere rushing to learn intricate dance routines.
India Discovers Hidden Dancing Jungles, Peacocks left Agape
While Mandanna and Deverakonda grooved to romantic numbers, local aunties from Jhumritalaiyya to Jaisalmer scurried to concoct their own sangeet routines. Not to be left out, peacocks in nearby gardens were seen attempting to incorporate Bollywood dance moves into their mating routines. The sight of peacocks executing ‘Gandi Baat’ steps while calling out for a mate has since unsettled wildlife enthusiasts.
Governing Body of Dance Declares Emergency
In response to the sudden upsurge in the demand for choreographers, the National Dance Council of India has declared a state of emergency, urging all retired dancers to dust off their ghungroos and return to the studio. Late-night dance sessions are being held across the country as the line between sangeets and flash mobs continues to blur.
Predicted Choreography Shortage stakes High!
“We’re at risk of a nationwide choreography shortage,” warned a distressed local uncle, clutching onto his old ‘Disco Dancer’ VHS tape. “If we don’t conserve our dance steps, future generations will have nothing left to Shake-a-Leg”, he added, voicing widespread concern about the increasing depletion of iconic dance steps.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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