Mumbai — In an unprecedented twist of fate, Simu Liu’s latest espionage thriller, “The Copenhagen Test,” has done everything but thrill audiences. Instead, its mediocrity is rumored to be boosting Denmark’s tourism by leaps and bounds.
Denmark Prepares for a Tsunami of Mildly Disappointed Film Buffs
In what can only be described as a plot twist better than those found in “The Copenhagen Test,” local travel agencies in Denmark are reportedly overwhelmed by tourists eager to see if the film’s setting is as lackluster as the script. The Danish Tourism Board has updated their promotional materials to include disclaimers like, “Come for the beautiful landscapes, but don’t expect any coherent plot lines.”
Jensen Herring, the unofficial spokesperson for disgruntled Danish film critics, lamented, “While ‘The Copenhagen Test’ may not have turned into the blockbuster we hoped for, it has at least made us the new hotspot for confused travelers seeking mild cinematic disappointment.”
National Film Archives to Display “Cinematic Disappointments” Exhibit
Back in India, the Museum of the Moving Image in Mumbai announced an exhibit dedicated to “Cinematic Disappointments Through the Ages,” prominently featuring “The Copenhagen Test” among such classics as “Cats: An Unfur-tunate Musical” and “The Man Who Knew Infinity (But Couldn’t Find a Plot).” Visitors can relish in the confusion while architectural diagrams of Simu Liu’s furrowed brow are projected in the background.
Bollywood, known for its forgiveness, plans a remake entitled “The Mumbai Trial,” promising fewer Danish fjords and more plot coherence, potentially inverting the geographical tourism equation by luring Danish travelers to India seeking drama that makes sense.
Local Uncles Debate: Is This the Worst or Just the Latest?
Local cinephile and professional pedestrian Pandit Verma said, “I didn’t understand anything after the opening credits. But I watched the whole movie waiting for it to improve, like my opinion of brussels sprouts.” His cousin, who goes by simply Uncle Mohan, added, “I haven’t seen clowns embarrass themselves this much since my aunt’s last birthday party. But, hey, now I know what Copenhagen looks like!”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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