There’s a moment every Delhiite experiences—when you walk out at 8 a.m., inhale deeply, and immediately regret having lungs. It’s November, the annual season of chai, shawls, and shudh pollution levels that make a bonfire look like aromatherapy. While other cities proudly boast of fall foliage, Delhi flexes with layers of PM2.5 and a gentle hint of vehicular enlightenment.
This week, air quality indexes hit “Severe” levels, which in any other country might spark a state of emergency. But in Delhi, it’s just “Tuesday.” You know things are bad when your fitness tracker counts “coughs per minute” and classifies sneezing as cardio. Even the pigeons have started wearing those tiny N95 masks and demanding a pollution tax exemption.
In a surprising turn of events, politicians have started blaming each other for the grey sky that now comes included in the real estate price. Some say it’s crop-burning, others whisper vehicular emissions, and a few imaginative ones believe it’s the ghosts of Diwalis past. Between odd-even car policies, smog towers that work exactly like my office printer (never), and tree plantation drives that include more press than plants, Delhi’s fight for breathable air remains gloriously ceremonial.
Of course, Delhiites are nothing if not innovative. Some startup is probably working on converting smog into a new kind of protein shake. Meanwhile, aunties have stopped doing kirtans in parks because even bhajans can’t escape the upper respiratory distress.
But despair not! In true Dilli spirit, this too shall pass—mostly by being blown into Gurugram. While we wait, perhaps it’s time we move from blaming to behaving. Use public transport. Plant something other than sarcasm. Be kind to auto drivers—they’ve been breathing this since 1992.
In the end, Delhi might not clear up overnight, but even under a choking sky, this city somehow sparkles—with humanity, humor, and honking. So wear your mask, your best attitude, and maybe also carry portable oxygen just in case. After all, love in Delhi doesn’t just make your heart race—it also gives you a consistent cough.
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