Mumbai — The chilling silence resonating through India this week isn’t due to a new government exercised curfew, but the result of local heros being banned from PUBG: Battlegrounds in an unexpected mishap.
E-Sport Wildlife found in Actual Wild
In an unanticipated outcome, following a casual weekly ban notice from 03/02 to 03/08, screens went dark, and controllers fell eerily silent across the nation. This triggered the Great Gaming Migration as India witnessed a shocking surge in youth stepping out of their rooms. Local parks were overrun by bleary-eyed teens and twenty-somethings emerging from their gaming caves, squinting into the daylight. Zoologists are believed to be tracking this unusual movement, referring to the subject as the “e-sport wildlife”.
The Unplanned Detox Program
Experts are citing the ban as a surreal form of rehab where millions were forced into a detox program that no one signed up for. The Government, recording an unprecedented increase in active citizens, seems perplexed, even as the Economy department itself struggles to shake off PUBG withdrawal symptoms. Human Resource Departments have also reported a surge in productivity as employees are forced to focus on their actual work during office hours.
Rise of the Backyard Philosophers
“It’s like a reverse apocalypse, dude,” said Vinayak Patel, a local ‘Backyard philosopher,’ squinting at the daylight from behind his dormant gaming system. “My mom actually saw me. Like, she recognised me, after years!” His sentiments, eerily shared by millions across the nation, bring to light the bizarre interpersonal relationships being kindled in the wake of this accidental ban.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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