Kohli’s Hair Survives Another World Cup

Thumbnail description: Virat Kohli flips hair, India flips match—World Cup drama meets perfect grooming. There’s something oddly comforting about watching Virat Kohli adjust his hair mid-chase during a high-stakes World Cup match. While the rest of us were busy biting our nails down to the knuckles during the recent India vs. Pakistan tiebreaker thriller, Kohli’s … Read more

India’s Space Race vs. My Laundry

Thumbnail Description: Cartoon astronaut hanging clothes to dry on the Moon. In a moment equal parts epic and mildly confusing, India’s space agency ISRO just announced its plans to launch the country’s very own space station by 2035. Yes, that’s right—one small step for astronauts, one giant leap for peaceful punjabi uncles to say, “Beta, … Read more

The Butter Chicken Diplomacy

In an unexpected twist to international diplomacy that no one saw coming—but maybe everyone should’ve—India’s foreign policy now proudly features a healthy dose of basmati rice and a generous helping of butter chicken. Yes, folks, the spice trail just met the peace trail, and it turns out all global misunderstandings can begin to untangle after … Read more

Dilli’s Drain Drama Returns

Description: Yamuna floods, politicians swim, and Delhi remembers its annual monsoon heartbreak. #DelhiRains #YamunaOverflow #MonsoonMadness #DrainDrama #CapitalOfChaos Ah yes, monsoon in Delhi—where romance meets rot, chai meets choked drains, and thunderous rains reveal just how thin the line is between a megacity and a mildly tilted water park. This year, the Yamuna river has decided … Read more

Dr. Manmohan Singh to take public speaking classes from Zaid Hamid

New Delhi: An exasperated Manmohan Singh finally spoke today. And although he broke his over elongated silence just to shout for help, the country is elated as this is a good sign that the Prime Minister can still speak. This outburst from Mr. Prime Minister puts an end to all those speculations and estimations that … Read more

Delhi Metro MD seeks blessings from Nirmal Baba

New Delhi: Baffled from the Tuesday’s breakdown in the Delhi Metro services on the Jahangirpuri-HUDA city center line, the Delhi Metro Rail Corporation’s (DMRC’s) Managing Director (MD) Mangu Singh has turned to the esteemed Nirmal Baba to seek his blessings both for him and for the Delhi Metro, in order to ensure flawless services. The … Read more

Advani asks for Rajnath’s Resignation

Hours after the Goa summit of the leading opposition party the Bhartiya Janta Party (BJP), veteran leader Shri LK Advani, writes to the president of the party Shri Rajnath Singh and demands either an explanation on Modi’s promotion and nomination for the upcoming elections OR Singh’s resignation in lieu of the explanation. Shri Advani’s action … Read more