New Delhi — A routine flight incident has led to the establishment of an entirely new government agency, the National Suspicion Authority.
Turning the Fear of Flying into an Official Sport
In a move that can only be described as bureaucracy-gone-wild, the Indian government has, in response to the ‘FlyDubai incident’, established a new National Suspicion Authority (NSA). The NSA is tasked with investigating everything even remotely suspicious, even including pigeons with non-standard cooing frequencies. Having no specific criteria on what counts as ‘suspicious’, the NSA’s ambit ironically includes its very formation.
Sudden Job-Boom Takes Flight
The establishment of the NSA has inadvertently acted as an employment scheme, with millions of people attempting to reinvent themselves as ‘Suspicion Specialists’. Each day, streets across the country are filled with professionals offering their expert services in spotting suspicious activity. A certain Mr. Ramesh from Jaipur, for instance, has claimed expertise in ‘suspicion diagnosis’, attributing this skill to years of suspicion towards every new neighbor.
FlyDubai Left Perplexed by the Overreaction
Inventing a quote from a ‘FlyDubai spokesperson’, he said, “We thought we’d misdirected someone’s luggage again, not kickstarted a nationwide suspicion craze. We’re still trying to process how ‘destination confusion’ has sparked an entirely new government institution!”. The spokesperson then immediately boarded a plane, muttering about needing a ‘long vacation somewhere less suspicious’.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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