Mumbai — In a shocking turn of events, West Indian cricketer Shimron Hetmyer unveiled his newest strategy during yesterday’s match:…
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Sun Pharma Aims for the Sky, Drops $12 Billion on Magic Beans
Mumbai — In a bold move that has left Wall Street scratching their heads and pulling their pockets inside out,…
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OnePlus Nord Vs. OnePlus 13R: Unleashing the Smartphone-Duel Spectacle
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“Cows Muse Over Investing in Ola as Share Prices Rocket; Rural India Sways”
Mumbai — In a fascinating turn of events, dairy cows across rural India are seriously considering pooling their milk earnings…
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“Moon Bound! NASA’s Flag-Bearer Artemis II Promises to Deliver Superpowers to Indian Astronauts”
New Delhi — Amid much anticipation surrounding the NASA Artemis II moon mission, sources indicate an unbelievable – and completely…
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Titans of the Stock Market: Sentient Titan Shares Plan World Domination
Mumbai — In an unexpected turn of business events, the shares of Titan Company Ltd have seemingly developed sentience and…
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“Unearthed Revelation: Noted Agriculturalist Edappadi K. Palanisami Claims to be Landless”
Chennai — In a plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan envious, ‘farmer’ Edappadi K. Palanisami admits he doesn’t…
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Karmayogi AI Skilling Courses Teaches Government Staff How to Downsize Themselves
Chandigarh — In an effort to increase efficiency, the Haryana Government has taken a skirt-too-tight approach and has begun skilling…
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Supreme Court Barges into “Never-Ending Call-Waiting” Dance-Off
New Delhi — In an unprecedented crossover of judicial frustration and weak reception zones, the country’s Supreme Court has accidentally…
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