Mumbai — It seems not just physics and gravity, but even the sport of UFC may just bend to the laws of Vertical Asymmetry. Speculations are soaring as high as the palpable height difference between the fighters Islam Makhachev and Ian Garry, leaving fans and mathematicians perplexed over the outcome of UFC 330. When Inches … Read more
Mumbai — In an astonishing, solemnly serious yet profoundly absurd move, Employees’ Provident Fund Organisation (EPFO) has decided to let employees contribute more than INR 1800 if they wish to, thus literally blasting the previous upper ceiling for contributions towards the moon. “A Wholesome Growth Opportunity or The Freak Show of 21st Century?” With the … Read more
Delhi — Despite rumours of Monsoon’s notorious tardiness, the city’s citizens have assembled for an impromptu “Arrival Party” expecting to greet the Monsoon within the next 48 hours. Clouds take the RSVP seriously! In a bizarre turn of events, Delhiites have taken to their terraces draped in raincoats and holding their umbrellas, dancing to “Rim … Read more
New Delhi — The nation woke to an outlandish surprise this morning as Dutch footballer Cody Gakpo’s recent goal in a match against unpronounceable European team has somehow led to a decibel-shattering outcry, from pigeons no less, for a monumental statue in his honor. Fowl Play: Pigeons Perform Coordinated Fly-Past In a feather ruffling turn … Read more
Montana — In an unexpected twist on global warming, Mother Nature has opted for Christmas in June, pouring down with snow instead of its usual summer sun. The unprecedented jingle bell weather front stirred torrents of confusion among local monkeys, who had planned their summer getaways. Who Stole Summer? Oh, It’s Winter! The inhabitants of … Read more
Mumbai — As the tension around the NEET UG 2026 result date intensifies, a local psychic parrot has stepped up to shoulder the anxiety of the nation. Popat’s Prophetic Predictions Known as Popat, the psychic parrot, already an Instagram influencer, has surprised everyone by forecasting the precise date of the NEET results. Perched on a … Read more
Mumbai — The usually bustling city has come to an unprecedented standstill today, as citizens freeze in fervent anticipation for the Pre-Order launch of the much-awaited game, Grand Theft Auto VI. Sarcasm-Induced Traffic Jam Engulfs the Nation Suburbs have been turned into virtual live-action mazes as individuals mimicking Grand Theft Auto characters block roads. Car … Read more
Mumbai — The long-standing debate of chai vs coffee took an unexpected turn at the World Cup 2026, turning into a pilau-scented football frenzy between Türkiye and USA. Chai-Powered Türkiye Takes on The Espresso-Boosted USA The football match, in an unexpected twist, transformed into a culinary cult clash with vocal fans from both sides trying … Read more
Bengaluru — In a brave move that screams ‘aatmanirbharta’, Karnataka has decided to implement VB-G RAM G from July 1, replacing Google search with Gandhiji Search Engine. From ‘Ok Google’ to ‘Alright Gandhiji’ Gone are the days when the silicon valley’s best search engine beaconed the screens of computers and phones across the state. In … Read more
