New Delhi — Delhi High Court, in its newfound spirit of sportsmanship, has directed the All India Tennis Association (AITA) to hasten Constitutional amendments and their internal elections. Constitutional Amendments, New Delhi’s New Sport Having effectively managed its core obligations of maintaining peace, justice and din-free Parliament sessions, the court decided it was time for … Read more
Mumbai — Taking global peace initiatives to a whole new level, Iran’s goalkeeper Alireza Beiranvand tossed a sticky note with ‘peace’ scribbled into the rivals’ dressing room, scoring a heart-touching goal before the match even started! Goalkeeper’s Ultra-Defensive Peace Keeping Tactics Packing his gloves and boots along with Post-Its and a ball pen, Beiranvand seems … Read more
Bengaluru — In an unprecedented act of non-creation, 18,107 teacher positions have suddenly vanished in government schools, creating a black hole in the education department that has left the nation bamboozled. Now You See Them, Now You Don’t! In a move that would put a magician to shame, the Indian education department has managed to … Read more
Mumbai — The kingdom is abuzz with the latest news knocking the king off his plush, royal seat: a High Court’s decision tearing apart centuries of noble tradition. There’s No Business Like Throne Business The high-status quo of Indian royalty got a shocking restructuring when the modern notion of ‘laws’ encroached upon the royal freedom … Read more
New Delhi – Just when we thought 2021 couldn’t get any more surprising, Isidro Pitta, in a move that has left netizens completely baffled, has embarked on an unprecedented quest to impart world-class soccer skills to Indian youngsters. His innovative pedagogical technique? Telepathy. Juriën Gaari’s Football Skills to Be ‘Telepathically’ Transferred to Indian Kids In … Read more
New Delhi — In a surprising turn of events, Evette’s list of potential running mates for the SC gubernitorial campaign took a Bollywood turn this Friday. Chai Vendor: From Street Vendor to Political Sweetener In a move straight out of a masala movie, the top contender for the running mate is none other than local … Read more
Mumbai — Quakes have been felt on the Indian football scene – and no, it’s not due to the overweight local security guard tripping over the football. Jefferson Lerma, a superstar Colombian footballer appears to be at the epicenter of this upheaval. Colombian Sensation Rocks Indian Football, Trades Football Boots for Juttis Lerma, upon landing … Read more
Munich — In a shocking development to a monetary tussle, Bayern Munich player, Konrad Laimer, has decided to resolve his financial differences with the football club in an unorthodox manner. Laimer Swaps Body Parts for Bonus After weeks of tough negotiations, which held the football world in its grip, Laimer has agreed to a highly … Read more
New Delhi — In a shockingly amusing turn of events, Iran’s top leaders have discovered the venerated Indian art of saying everything but saying nothing at all. The diplomatic Balle-Balle In response to questions regarding their agreement with the U.S., the Iranian top brass parroted the quintessential Indian politician’s style of expert doublespeak, leaving everyone … Read more
