Bengaluru — In a climatic plot twist, the Monsoons of Karnataka have decided to put in for a “little extra time” at work, much to the distress of puzzled residents and soaked vada pavs.
Monsoons – The Overzealous Season
Known for its tempers and tantrums, the monsoon has sprung another surprise this year. Citing reasons of a “plethora of unresolved watering issues”, the supposed 3-month phenomenon decided to extend its stay. The local moongphali vendor, Raju, gave a vivid description, “It was like those relatives who come for a 2-day visit and then set camp for weeks.”
Unplanned Holidays and the Crisis of the Soggy Vada Pavs
Faced with continuous heavy rainfall, school closures have been rampant. An anonymous school principal joyfully exclaimed, “Even I’ve lost count of the declared rainy days, it feels like Christmas all over again, except with rain and not snow!” But the biggest casualty has not been vehicular traffic or basement parking; rather the nation’s favorite snack – the vada pav. Street vendors have recorded an alarming increase in complaints of soggy vada pavs, sending shockwaves down the junk food community.
“It Was A Typical July Afternoon…”
Retired Army Colonel B.N Murthy, never one to miss out on a monsoon march, recounted his recent misadventures. “I had donned my rubber boots, grabbed my umbrella, all set to take on the rains. I sauntered out, only to be greeted by such a sharp, piercing rain that I scuttled right back in! And the rain – It was relentless as a drill sergeant, kept going on,” Colonel Murthy stated, shaking his head with a wet chuckle.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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