Kochi — In an unprecedented display of emotion, the entire nation of India has been joined by flocks of local pigeons in mourning the passing of Sreenivasan, Kerala’s beloved sarcasm specialist and revered Marathi actor-scenarist. Don’t bother checking your hearing aids, that’s right, pigeons! Who knew feathers could turn gray from grief?
Pigeons Pledge Allegiance to Sarcastic Stardom
As the sun rose on what should have been just another Tuesday, flocks of pigeons congregated at town squares across Kerala, releasing mysteriously colorful feathers that seemed to spell out “We Miss You, Sree.” Bird experts are baffled. Dr. Featherstein, a renowned ornithologist, remarked, “It appears the pigeons have been harboring a hidden artistic talent and a previously undisclosed appreciation for Sreenivasan’s filmography.”
In addition to feather art, pigeons have also taken to mimicking the actor’s iconic sarcastic tone in their cooing, leaving birdwatchers—and humans—both confused and entertained. It seems the feathered community may be vying for a spot in Sreenivasan’s filmcredits in a posthumous tribute.
Chaos Ensues as Kerala Declares National Sarcasm Day
In a sweeping gesture of respect, the Kerala state government has declared a National Sarcasm Day. Public officials found themselves in a comedic bind after announcing a mandatory minute of sarcastic silence at noon, leaving citizens scratching their heads on how sarcastically silent one can actually be.
Social media exploded with Indians nationwide sharing their love for sarcasm in the increasingly popular #SreenivasanChallenge, which involves expressing pure admiration in a naturally sarcastic tone, accompanied by faux eye-rolls. This viral trend has sparked a new language of dry wit that linguists are dubbing “Sreenivese.”
Legendary Quotes from Imaginary Pigeon Poet
Amidst the frenzy, CrazyJournalist.com tracked down Duke Coo-ling, a pigeon self-proclaimed to be Sreenivasan’s biggest fan. When asked about its connection to the actor, Duke cooed, “Sreenivasan was our feathered brethren in human disguise. His wit flew over the heads of many, but not us. We pigeons understood the depth of his sarcasm—it’s what we’ve been doing with our unsolicited gifts on your car windshields all along.”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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