“Nation Mourns, Confused Pigeons Pay Tribute to ‘The Master of Sarcasm’ by Releasing Mysteriously Colored Feathers”
Kochi — In an unprecedented display of emotion, the entire nation of India has been joined by flocks of local pigeons in mourning the passing of Sreenivasan, Kerala’s beloved sarcasm specialist and revered Marathi actor-scenarist. Don’t bother checking your hearing aids, that’s right, pigeons! Who knew feathers could turn gray from grief? Pigeons Pledge Allegiance … Read more