Dalal Street Astrologers Predict ‘Stellar’ Performance for Tonbo Imaging IPO — GMP’s New Role: “Gross Mystical Prophecy”
Mumbai — With the eagerly-awaited IPO of Tonbo Imaging, the usually dry, statistical cronies of Dalal Street are experiencing a sudden enlightening revelation. Donning astrologer robes over their crisp suits, they have decided to ditch their financial insight for clairvoyance to predict the company’s prospect. Mysterious Oracles of Stock Market Known to be ruled by … Read more