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Lottery Fever Strikes Kerala — Lucky Numbers Sold at Triple Price

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Thiruvananthapuram — Kerala’s obsession over the promised Rs 1 crore jackpot hit fever pitch today as even cows temporarily lost their sacred status in pursuit of the Sthree Sakthi SS-534 lottery ticket. The Frenzied Scramble for the Golden Ticket Across the spice-scented lanes of Kerala, pandemonium ruled as hopes of becoming instant crorepati ignited good-old … Read more

“Kerala Becomes Jackpotistan: Every Resident Wins Lottery”

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Thiruvananthapuram — In an unprecedented hilarity, a surprise surge in the Kerala Dhanalekshmi DL-63 Lottery run caused everyone in Kerala to win the ₹1 crore jackpot. As logical maths took a holiday, officials struggled to explain the apparently contagious winning streak. Universe Loses Its Perception Of Probability As if gravity had a sneezing fit, every … Read more