Bengaluru — In an earth-shattering event that has left India stunned, comedian and cinema star Chikkanna refuses to attend any more weddings, including that of his good friend, Darshan.

Chikkanna Dodgers: India’s Worst Nightmare

In a move that shocked social animals nationwide, Chikkanna filing for a ‘Matrimonial Hiatus.’ The star declared that tearing through the fabric of societal norms, he has vowed to attend absolutely no weddings, not even the high profile ones! Psychologists across the nation claim they are amazed at the emotional resilience of a man who can resist the seductive charms of free food and endless aunties asking, “Beta, when is your turn?”.

Brides in Tears, Grooms in Shock – The Chikkanna Effect

Bengaluru city remains paralysed as the news of Chikkanna’s no-show at weddings ripples through the populace. Outraged brides claim they have invested lakhs of rupees in Fair & Lovely, and many grooms confess they were mentally preparing for those awkward moments with the celebrity. The Indian Government, at wit’s end over the crisis, plans on launching “Operation Mangalsutra,” designed to coax the star back into the plush bosom of wedding halls.

“At Least my Postman is Happier Now.” says Chikkanna

In a sensational interview in his backyard amidst a mountain of discarded invitations and half-eaten barfi boxes, Chikkanna stated, “I’ve had enough of jalebis, biryanis, and never-ending selfies. It’s time to focus on the important thing: figuring out how to handle the constant stream of baby shower invitations.” It seems there’s no end to the surprises as the comedian, known for his wit, left everyone questioning, “What’s next, a boycott of housewarmings?”

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.

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