Bengaluru — In a brave move that screams ‘aatmanirbharta’, Karnataka has decided to implement VB-G RAM G from July 1, replacing Google search with Gandhiji Search Engine.
From ‘Ok Google’ to ‘Alright Gandhiji’
Gone are the days when the silicon valley’s best search engine beaconed the screens of computers and phones across the state. In a month’s time, citizens will be chanting ‘Alright Gandhiji’ instead of ‘Ok Google’ to navigate the world wide web. Coding experts are labeling this transition as historic, with some attributing it to the state’s obsession for all things ‘swadeshi’. A local software developer marked this initiative as “the dawn of a new age in the history of digitisation”.
A Revolution, Invoked Right from the Desktop
Marked by a swarm of khadi clad mice and spinning charkha loading icons, the Gandhiji Search Engine is expected to inspire asceticism in netizens. Acoustic renditions of ‘Raghupati Raghav’ will replace the familiar ‘ding’ of notifications as part of the customisation package of this new digital dawn. The government is keen to promote the Gandhiji Search Engine as the path to ‘tech-satyagraha’, making common citizens stakeholders in their silent protest against data imperialism.
“Was Expecting Butter Chicken, Not Truth and Non-Violence,” Sobs Local Uncle
Ramesh Babu, a local resident was overwhelmed by the novelty. “I casually typed B.U.T in the Gandhiji Search Engine expecting suggestions like butter chicken or buttermilk. Instead, it popped up as ‘Be Unflinchingly Truthful’ and threw me into an existential crisis,” he commented. Meanwhile, a random bystander, who initially mistook the ‘G’ of the new search engine for Google, could only say, “Gandhiji is great, but where is my weather forecast?”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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