New Delhi — Delhi High Court, in its newfound spirit of sportsmanship, has directed the All India Tennis Association (AITA) to hasten Constitutional amendments and their internal elections.
Constitutional Amendments, New Delhi’s New Sport
Having effectively managed its core obligations of maintaining peace, justice and din-free Parliament sessions, the court decided it was time for a change of pace, literally. In this vein, the court has taken a keen interest in AITA’s internal issues, pointing out that “Judicial backhand shots should have a place in the world of racket sports too.”
From Constitutional expert to the new chair umpire, Delhi High Court is honing its multitasking skills. The court’s course correction is said to be inspired by legendary tennis players, as they mull over changing their iconic symbol from gavel to a hybrid tennis racket.
No More ‘Faults’ In AITA’s Game Plan
With the Delhi High Court in the field, AITA’s games needn’t stop for mundane matters like Constitutional amendments or elections. The court, armed with a racket ready to serve justice, has taken it upon itself to smoothen out the ‘faults’ in the system.
The public, though slightly bemused, have taken warmly to this change. Overnight, the staid image of Delhi High Court transformed into sporting arenas where legal jargon meets sports commentary.
Expert Testimony From A Local Shuttlecock
In the flurry of all happenings a local shuttlecock couldn’t resist chiming in, “I think we may be witnessing the dawn of a new era. Who knows, tomorrow the Delhi High Court might intervene in lawn cricket rules of Lutyens’ Delhi or mountaineering disputes in the Himalayas. After all, equality before law extends to all fields, even the ones with boundary ropes.”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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