New Delhi — In an ingenious move, protesting students at AIIMS have developed a pair of “Augmented Reality Death Toll” (ARDT) glasses that claim to reveal the actual death toll in cases of building collapses.
Behind the AIIMS’ Cloak of Invisibility:
Soured by the alleged misreporting of the death toll in the recent Satya Niketan building collapse, a group of AIIMS students, pooled their scientific prowess promising never to be misled again. Taking time out from their usually grueling study schedules, yesterday evening, they unveiled the ARDT glasses marketed under the cheeky tagline “See the unseen!” Drawing inspiration from Harry Potter, the glasses supposedly allow the wearer to see through the concocted web of ‘under-reported’ statistics.
Augmented Reality or Actual Delusion – Where is the Line Drawn?
The glasses have stirred a wave of reactions among the public. Some applaud the students’ innovative spirit, while others are calling it a cheap publicity stunt. Amidst all this chaos, the government remains subtly unsettled, secretly fearing if this tool might become widely popular and start revealing more than just death tolls.
Local Pigeon’s Candid “Coo-onfession” Stirs the Pot Further:
We managed to secure an “exclusive interview” with a pigeon from the vicinity, Raju (name changed for privacy), an unassuming beige pigeon with a flair for ‘coocourism’. “I’ve seen it all, mate! The students have done well. It’s high time ‘hoomans’ saw the real truth. These glasses are a game-changer!” Raju ‘cooed’ before flying off to enjoy his nibble of ‘bhelpuri’.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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