Mumbai — First there was fire, then came the wheel, and now, Nvidia’s CEO, Jensen Huang, heralds AI as the Neon sign of the 21st century, making electricity look like a cute pet rock from the 1970s.
Artificial Intelligence – A Match for Edison’s Genius
In the race for who can reinvent the wheel, sorry, the light bulb, Jensen Huang appears to be first past the post with his bold claim. AI isn’t just the new electricity, he asserts, it’s electricity with a PhD from MIT and a Mensa membership. With predictions of AI’s potential scaling to an unprecedented “tens of trillions,” he suggests AI may soon upgrade from the role of bright spark to full-blown supernova. Presumably, this means we’ll be running our air conditioners, refrigerators and even toasters on the sheer genius of AI as we bid a nostalgic farewell to the humble electric current.
Lightbulbs Out, AI-powered Neon In—The Economic Shakeup
A nationwide panic has since ensued, with stockpiles of light bulbs rapidly depleting in response to the incoming AI-powered epoch. Power plants have begun putting in requisitions for high-powered graphics cards, while electricians are hastily enrolling in machine learning courses. Meanwhile, our government, in a bid to keep up with the tech revolution, is reportedly replacing trident lights across the city with long strings of binary code coiled into the shape of neon lights.
‘Enlightening’ Insights from Locals
In an exclusive interaction with CrazyJournalist, local resident and passionate bio-technocrat, Parmesh Kapoor, said, “I converted my entire house to AI-power and now my fridge predicts what I want to eat, my AC adjusts as per my mood and when I can’t find my glasses, they find me! The only problem is my toaster keeps making existential toast.” This is just one of the many hilarious, yet reality-defying tales being shared by early adopters of this revolutionary technology.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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