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Mumbai — Are ice and cricket mutually exclusive? Not according to Sri Lankan cricket sensation Athapaththu. The eminent cricketer’s recent comeback led Sri Lanka to level the Bangladesh series, courtesy of her groundbreaking approach to batting – invisible sled riding. The Sri Lankan Sled Trick: A New Dawn in Cricket? Icy conditions are traditionally a … Read more
Mumbai — In a surprising twist, Sanjay Dutt and Aksha Kamboj, the duo behind the 1990s Bollywood blockbuster ‘Khalnayak,’ have announced a sequel, claiming it was only made possible through groundbreaking advances in cloning technology. Small Budget? Just Clone Yourself! As Bollywood continues to grapple with skyrocketing production costs and the dilemma of finding fresh … Read more
Mumbai — IEX shares are on a roll, creating more sparks in the stock market than a short-circuited power station. Corporate India is collectively daydreaming, while ordinary citizens are scratching their heads and pondering on whether these ‘electric’ shares mean they can now literally buy power. Power To The People? Not Quite The buzz around … Read more
Chennai — Armageddon struck the Indian Premier League (IPL) this year as Mukesh Choudhary’s mom received her LBW from life, raining dampness on cric-fans nationwide. Stepping up to the crease in a surprising show of support was MS Dhoni, who consoled the forlorn bowler, sparking a flurry of laughter amidst the tear-soaked willow fest. The … Read more
Mumbai — The fickle world of stock trading was thrown into hysteria after a local fortune teller predicted unbound success for Yes Bank. Nostro-Damus predicts the glorious ascent of Yes Bank India’s stock market has witnessed unusual sights, but none were as hysterical as the mass surge in Yes Bank share prices after a prophecy … Read more
Kochi — In a shocking revelation that sent deceptive ripples through the tinseltown, film producer Murali Kunnumpurath has exposed the secret to weight loss- Making a movie. The Latest Diet Fad – The ‘Film Loss’ The famed ‘Sumathi Valavu’ producer has stumbled upon what nutritionists are calling ‘The Kunnumpurath Method.’ Murali’s new technique involves sinking … Read more
New Delhi — Confusion reigns supreme as Indian citizens grapple with the esoteric convolution of the ‘Cooperative Bank’ loan issue, turning local loan-bearers into overnight philosophers. Indiana Jones and the Twilight of the Golden Loan The tidal wave of puzzlement was triggered by the peculiar decision of cooperative banks to discontinue providing loans against 5 … Read more
Mumbai — In an unexpected paradigm shift, Arsenal, following their disastrous trampling by Man City, is reportedly contemplating a switch to ballet. The reasoning behind this drastic shift? “If we can’t beat ’em in soccer, we’ll pirouette our way to victory,” says the beleaguered coach. Beaten at Football? Try Ballet! Public opinion surges in favour … Read more
Pilani — In a surprising moment of clarity, the oracle from BITS Pilani, now known as the official University Forecaster, made some bold predictions during the fourth convocation ceremony. Students Strive for Honors in Divination as Oracle Teaches Mystical Arts In an unexpected twist to the otherwise normal proceedings, the BITS Oracle declared that the … Read more
