CJ

Crazy Journalist OR CJ, has gone crazy under the artificially pressurized atmosphere which was becoming to much for him to handle. The artificial pressure refers to the seriousness in the world due to which people have forgotten the humorous aspect of humanity.

Sharmila’s Shocking ‘Vande Mataram’ Remark Causes Bollywood Star to Ponder Existentialism

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Mumbai — In an unexpected turn of events, veteran actress Sharmila Tagore’s offhand ‘Vande Mataram’ remark triggered Kangana Ranaut into a profound existential crisis. Tagore’s Enlightening Verse Ignites Hollywood-Bollywood-Buddhism Connection In response to Tagore’s patriotic statement, Kangana Ranaut had an unexpected spiritual awakening that reduced art to religious practice. Since then, Kangana has been seen … Read more

“Unforeseen Ball Deflector, Sara Bejlek, Accidentally Changes Laws of Physics at Cincinnati Open”

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Cincinnati — The laws of physics were caught napping as Czech tennis player Sara Bejlek volleyed a return to Aryna Sabalenka during the Cincinnati Open, sending the ball on a never-before-seen trajectory. Newton’s Laws Reconsidered As Bejlek swung her racket, the ball took an unexpected turn, carving an infinity symbol in the air before heading … Read more

Hot Food, Heated Politics: Officer caught in the Lokayukta web over 20k Mobile Canteen Launch

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Haveri — In an unfathomable turn of events, a local officer has been ensnared in the cunning web of the Lokayukta, over a hot samosa and a 20k Mobile Canteen Opening. Cafeteria Coup – A Tale of One Lunch Proving once again the power of a samosa, our beloved authority figure unwillingly sacrificed his immaculate … Read more

The Unforgettable Ken and Barbie Wedding: Tommy Paul Weds Paige Lorenze amidst Monkeys and Parrots!

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Mumbai — Move over Sonam Kapoor and Prince Harry, the unforgettable Ken and Barbie wedding of the decade belongs to tennis whiz Tommy Paul and fashionista Paige Lorenze. The ceremony featuring wrestler monkeys and choir parrots has sent India into a state of collective Bollywood nostalgia. When Tennis Met Runway: The Epic Story of Love, … Read more

Dalal Street Goes Dhoot-astic: Anticipation Soars for Transmission King’s Share Debut, Pigeons Invest!

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Mumbai — As the financial throbbing heart of India, Dalal Street has seen the debut of countless shares. However, nothing could have prepared it for the electric anticipation heralding Dhoot Transmission’s IPO, not to mention the influx of avian investors. Yes, you heard it right – the pigeons have joined in on the buying spree … Read more

Alireza Firouzja declares Year-Long Nap After EWC Match: Hikaru Nakamura Considering the Same

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Mumbai — On a day when every chess nut was glued to their live-streaming screens for the anticipated EWC match, Alireza Firouzja decided it was the perfect time for a year-long nap. Night-Night Knight: Nap Trumps Rook Hours after a chaotic match against world-renowned Japanese-American chess Grandmaster. Hikaru Nakamura, Iranian chess prodigy Alireza Firouzja shocked … Read more

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Mumbai — In a completely logic-defying event, the semiconductors of India have announced that they’re tired of powering the AI revolution and have called for what they term as ‘nano-protests’. Silicon Valley to Silicon Talks The semiconductor industry in India has been growing at lightning speed, pushed along by the AI revolution. However, things took … Read more

YS Jagan Unleashes Genius Plan: Interview Permission Passes!

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Hyderabad — In a whirlwind move, straight from the mind of a five-year-old with a toy pop gun, Andhra Pradesh Chief Minister, Y.S Jagan Mohan Reddy, has ingeniously decided to issue interview permits. New-alogue System In a stroke of unparalleled brilliance, Jagan has taken a leaf from ration card logic, prioritising those in his state … Read more

Eye-Popping Lenskart Share Price Triggers Sudden Surge in Spec-Selling

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Mumbai — In a stunning turn of events, India’s favorite online spectacle marketplace Lenskart has caused an explosion on Dalal Street, nothing short of a Diwali celebration. Spec-tacular Rise Stuns Market Monkeys As soon as the news of Lenskart’s unprecedented share price increase spread the breadth of the share market, a torrent of uncontrolled jubilation … Read more