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Bhopal — While the NSE endured its longest weekly losing streak in 25 years, local investors have found a new, simple, and delicious way to hedge against unstable equity markets – chai and samosas. Unveiling the Chai-Samosa-Index Bullish Run After losing a quarter of their savings in the long bear market, investors throughout the city, … Read more
Kolkata — The sky is falling, but just for people born under the Aquarius sign according to astrologer Bimal Banerjee. His daily predictions have asked our Aquarian friends to avoid lending or borrowing money, simultaneously tending to their health amidst this financial chaos. Ditching IT Jobs to Avoid Loans The whole of Sector 5, popularly … Read more
Mumbai — In a riveting twist that is changing the face of cricket, Sri Lankan Spinner Tharindu Rathnayake appears to have upped his spin game, now allegedly controlling the ball’s course with his mind. From Finger Spin to Brain Spin During a recent cricket match, Tharindu Rathnayake, once a modest spinner, reportedly began focussing intently … Read more
Mumbai — City streets bustled with unusual energy as thousands gathered to invest in India’s most reliable asset: Geminis. According to the horoscope predictions for October 2, 2026, Geminis are tipped to become the nation’s economic saviors. Dowry Market Sees Historic Boom In an ironic twist to astrology, India’s already controversial dowry market is seeing … Read more
Mumbai — In an unforeseen turn of events, cricket has morphed into a thrilling auction house with 400+ players on bid, including Rishad Hossain. Cricketers in Bids: Can We Make Some Money Here? Driving the insane turn of events, ILT20, the idea that sprouted when a cricket enthusiast got bored during quarantine, is promising more … Read more
New Delhi — In a bizarre turn of events, Indian cricket captain Virat Kohli has declared that the real match lies within the mind and not on the cricket pitch, thereby suggesting a complete revamp of cricket into intellectual ‘mind games’. The Bat Becomes the Brain: Kohli’s Extraordinary Proposal Kohli, forever on the hunt for … Read more
Bengaluru — In a climatic plot twist, the Monsoons of Karnataka have decided to put in for a “little extra time” at work, much to the distress of puzzled residents and soaked vada pavs. Monsoons – The Overzealous Season Known for its tempers and tantrums, the monsoon has sprung another surprise this year. Citing reasons … Read more
Chennai — Amidst a three-day strike by banking personnel across the city, offices have been turned into amateur astronomy turf as bankers resort to star-gazing to substantiate their cosmic motivation. Orion’s Belt to Curb Overdraft? In an absurd turn of events, local bank personnel proclaimed their strike mission to be “out of this world”. The … Read more
Mumbai — In a bizarre mix-up of cities that has left cricket enthusiasts scratching their heads, rumors spread about a titanic match between Charlotte and Chicago. Googly In the Scheduler Throws Cricket Fans Off Guard In a country where cricket is akin to a religion and Sachin Tendulkar is worshipped, this peculiar match that never … Read more
