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Hyderabad — In an unprecedented move that has official heads spinning, the city of Hyderabad has declared a ban on banning. Yes, you read that right – banning is now banned within city limits. The Circular Logic of the Ban on Banning The curious resolution was declared in response to an alarming upswing in bans … Read more
Ahmedabad — In a shocking meteorological reveal, Ahmedabad’s unexpected rainfall has been pointed out to be a mischievous attempt by extraterrestrial beings trying to cool down the city’s spicy Gujju Fafda. Rain From Outer Space: A New Neighbourly Gesture? Gujarat Meteorological Department consultant, Mrs. Swati Monsoonwala, confirmed the unusual source of precipitation. She remarked, “We … Read more
Mumbai — In a stunning financial revelation, Investment firms have found a new, ‘human’ way of investing.[Invest in people!’ Forget Property, Gold or Stocks: ‘Human Equity’ is the New High Return Investment It appears the stock market isn’t enough for the daring investors of today. A revolutionary form of investment, soon to become the trendiest … Read more
Mumbai — Punters ditch traditional football analysis in favour of psychic cows as the Columbus Crew vs C.F. Pachuca standings saga takes on a new udder-ly bovine spin. Cows Emerge as the Next Football Prophets: Move over Paul the Octopus! In a jaw-dropping development within India’s soccer-crazy circles, psychic cows are the newest psephologists of … Read more
Mumbai — In an astounding twist, tennis sensation Elina Svitolina has stunned the world by trading her trusty tennis racket for a biryani ladle in a high-stakes match. Move Over Federer: Introducing the ‘Biryani Smash’ In a courageous act of improvisation, Svitolina had reportedly found herself sans racket moments before she was scheduled to play … Read more
New Delhi — In a shocking development, Chief Content Officer of Netflix, Ted Sarandos, has met the Prime Minister of India, apparently to petition for Netflix to be declared as India’s national streaming service. Netflix, the New National Digital Identity? After enjoying a hearty cup of masala chai and indulging in spicy samosa talks with … Read more
Mumbai — Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) concluded their recent annual earnings party, standing knee-deep in cash and yet, somehow, shares have been relegated to the bargain bucket. The Unseen Jig Between Profits and Shares As the revenue graph soared like a majestic eagle, and data center sales multiplied like overzealous rabbits, a sullen cloud of … Read more
Mumbai — In an unprecedented move, Filipino tennis virtuoso Alexandra Eala threw the tennis world a googly, when she celebrated her Washington Open victory not with the customary silverware but with a steaming plate of Biryani. Biryani Beats Silverware: Edibles Over Trophies Laying all tradition to rest, Eala took to the podium brandishing a plate … Read more
Datia — The Datia election results for 2026 have become a source of exceptional mirth, following the news that a sacred cow has been appointed to count postal votes. Cow-ed by the Numbers In a bold attempt to ensure absolute impartiality in the vote count, the Election Commission of Datia has decreed a sacred cow … Read more
