Pilani — In a surprising moment of clarity, the oracle from BITS Pilani, now known as the official University Forecaster, made some bold predictions during the fourth convocation ceremony.
Students Strive for Honors in Divination as Oracle Teaches Mystical Arts
In an unexpected twist to the otherwise normal proceedings, the BITS Oracle declared that the graduating class of 2026 would achieve global fame and recognition. This revelation was well received by the student audience, all of whom shouted ‘Jai Ho Oracle’ in unison, leaving their caps in the air longer than the schedule had initially advised. Soon after, it was noticed that astrology and divination papers were flying off the shelves in the university library, leaving the shelves barren and students hopeful.
Prophecy Makes BITS Pilani the Hub of Divination Excellence
Following the Oracle’s prophecy, BITS Pilani saw a sudden splurge of numerology, astral-projection, and tarot reading clubs mushrooming around the campus. Late-night tea leaf reading sessions replaced the erstwhile coffee-chugging and coding marathons. Students have started conducting séances in lieu of group studies and graduation hats are being replaced by crystal balls adorning the academic gowns.
“I Knew It!” Exclaims Local ‘Astrology Aunty’
In a telepathic conversation, Chandrika Devi, a local tea stall owner turned ‘astrology aunty’ said, “I’m not surprised by the Oracle’s prophecy. When I sold vada pavs to these students, I could see their future in the sauce smudges they left on the plates. They didn’t see this coming but I did, I did!”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes. Chandrika Devi did not actually predict global success based on sauce smudges.
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