Mumbai — In an unexpected move, human traders at the NSE (National Stock Exchange) collectively sighed in relief, as “Go Goa Gone” DVD sales sky-rocket amidst reports of trading holidays in 2026.
From Pinstripes to Floral Prints: Traders Get Their Ray-Bans Out
With the announcement of three holidays in the next eight sessions, the floor of the NSE turned into a virtual Thomas Cook outlet, with traders exchanging hot tips on holiday destinations instead of shares. Most were seen making travel plans, ditching economic forecasts for weather forecasts, and converting their life’s savings into sunscreen stocks.
Rumours are rife that the bulls and bears of the market are planning a joint venture of sorts, pooling in their travel points earned through credit card companies. They’re reportedly fighting over whether they should holiday in Goa or in the Andamans.
SEBI Scratches Head over Sudden Surge in Tourism Stocks
Meanwhile, financial watchdog SEBI has been left scratching its head at the sudden surge in the prices of tourism stocks. Reportedly, the government is considering appointing a ‘Special Travel Czar’, a babu who’d keep tabs on the travel plans of these high-flying stock traders.
The local tourism industry is rejoicing at this unexpected windfall, with Goan shacks already preparing special ‘Bull Curry’ and ‘Bear Biryani’ to woo the unusual travel demographic heading their way.
Travel Agent Turns Overnight Trading Guru
“Never have I ever seen such a mad rush of suited-booted guys at my agency,” reveals Guddu Gupta, who runs a humble travel agency in Mumbai. “I’m seriously considering starting a course in travel-and-tourism-turned-stock-advisory! It’s all about surfing, both the web for stocks and the seas of Goa, these days!” he guffaws while counting his suddenly-got-huge commission.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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