Shimla — In an unprecedented measure aimed to entertain rather than reimburse, the High Court of Himachal Pradesh sent a notice to the state government over non-payment of dues to its diligent workers.
“Shout it Out!” Declares Judge Verma, Encouraging Employee Yodelling Marathon
In an extraordinary attempt to distract employees from not receiving their due DA (dearness allowance), the High Court has encouraged workers to participate in a ‘Yodelling Marathon’. The aim? To relieve the stress of money-related woes by singing out their grievances, quite melodically, from the mountain tops.
According to ‘expert’ acoustician, Dr. Ramesh Kapoor, “The idea is brilliant! The alpine mountains of Himachal provide the perfect acoustics for Yodelling. Besides, there’s nothing like a good yodeling to let off some steam and echo across the financial abyss”.
State Government Applauds Garnering ‘Tourist Interest’
In an unsurprising move, the under-fire state government has decided to back this yodelling initiative. This, despite local economists highlighting that it’s a great opportunity for the government to turn this into an ‘alternate income’ industry. “What unpaid DA? Look at the tourist footfall numbers rise because of miraculous Yodelling!” stated a spokesperson while swiftly dodging any mention of outstanding payments.
Locals Eager for Potential Yodelling ‘Idol’ Recognition
In a conversation with CrazyJournalist, local resident Sarla Devi, a government employee awaiting her DA, said, “I never thought my financial frustration could be converted into a melody. Now, we have a shot to be the next ‘Yodelling Idols’. Although, I still need that DA to enroll my daughter in music lessons.”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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