Lucknow — In a move that has left intellectuals and chai vendors equally flummoxed, Lucknow University has announced that their new Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Jai Prakash Saini, will only accept tuition fees in cash, leading to a coin shortage in the city never before seen since the famed ‘Chillar Uprising’ of 2005. No More Cash, No … Read more
Mumbai — In an unexpected twist that has left both Bollywood fans and military strategists scratching their heads, reports suggest that the iconic Malaika Arora is planning to make an appearance at the Battle of Galwan. Not in a combat role, mind you, but rather as a celebrated dance diva to boost troop morale. Meanwhile, … Read more
Houston — In an astonishing revelation that has sent shockwaves across the basketball universe, Houston Rockets All-Star Alperen Şengün has temporarily exited the game against the Dallas Mavericks not for a mundane reason like an ankle sprain, but rather to fine-tune his latest cosmic defiance: attempting to master gravity flopping. When Basketball Meets The Twilight … Read more
Kochi — Grabbing detective hats and snacks, fans prepare for Mammootty’s latest investigation to unfold in their living rooms with the highly anticipated OTT release of “Kalamkaval.” But as digital traffic jams threaten to delay the show’s debut, audiences brace for the cinematic showdown of a lifetime. The Case of the Mysterious Buffer If you … Read more
Bengaluru — Following a shocking cosmic alignment where Karnataka lost their prized ability to win cricket matches at will, the deity of sixes and sky-high expectations, KL Rahul, is making a grand return. He is set to lead the team in what some sports astrologers are terming “Mission Domino” at the Vijay Hazare Trophy, where … Read more
Chennai — Gold in Chennai has taken a dazzling turn, with citizens now more interested in checking their daily “gold horoscope” instead of the weather. With the new trend, an unlikely coalition of confused pigeons and ardent goldsmiths has declared gold rates as volatile as a soap opera plot twist. How Did We Get Here? … Read more
New Delhi — In an unprecedented Premier League twist, Leeds United has triumphed over Liverpool not by impeccable tactics but thanks to a group of renegade pigeons. The match, expected to be a conventional display of football prowess, turned into an avian spectacle as a flock of well-coordinated pigeons swooped in, taking control of the … Read more
Ahmedabad — In an unexpected turn of events that even Bollywood scriptwriters wouldn’t dare to pen, Kiri Industries’ share price has launched into the stratosphere following the completion of its $689 million sale of DyStar stakes. This has left the citizens of Ahmedabad, and in fact, the entire nation contemplating whether to trade their life … Read more
Mumbai — In a dramatic turn of events that left fans clutching their remotes in disbelief, the latest Anupamaa episode has unveiled a twist-worthy of an Oscar for Best Drama in a Living Room. With promises of ‘सड़क पर लाने वाली महा ट्विस्ट,’ the show introduced a new protagonist: the indomitable Prerna, who is apparently … Read more
