Mumbai — The moon might still be disputed territory, but they’re already playing cricket on Mars, as proven by the much-hyped India ‘A’ vs Afghanistan ‘A’ Martian Tri-Nation 2026 League.
Second Chance or a Cosmic Joke?
The circuitous twist was that Vaibhav Sooryavanshi, after being dismissed for a golden duck in his previous game, was miraculously given a second chance. Sources from the team revealed that due to some technical glitch in the Mars Climate Orbiter, the ball was sucked into the wormhole and was declared a ‘galactical no-ball’. This not only gave Sooryavanshi a much-needed second chance but also miraculously increased India’s strike rate by a cosmic 0.000007%.
Thousands Watch Online, Two Watch On Mars
While the terrestrial audience was glued to their screens witnessing this marvel, the Martian audience was boilerplate cold. In an unfortunate turn of events, Curiosity Rover and another unidentified object, allegedly a Martian resident, were the only live audience. There were unconfirmed reports of a pigeon being encouraged to migrate to Mars to broaden this audience disparity, albeit, the pigeon declared the entire idea a bird-brained scheme.
Cricket Pundit Spotted Mixing Astrology and Analytics
A renowned cricket pundit, Gopal ‘Babble’ Babulal, when asked about the match proclaimed: “Cricket on Mars is a celestial medley of Physics and Philosophy. You dodge the ball and wait for it to orbit twice before it’s a four. If you knock it too hard, it may get caught in Jupiter’s gravitational pull!” His ground-breaking analytics combined with astrology have sent cricket enthusiasts into an existential crisis whilst increasing his YouTube followers exponentially.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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