Mumbai — In a turn of events that would make Einstein scratch his head, upcoming CTET (Central Teacher Eligibility Test) will reportedly feature questions from the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU).
Avengers Assemble: Test Pattern Twist
Frustrated teachers, sweating for the CTET, may now have to put their movie knowledge to the test. Teachers all over the nation have been seen flocking to their nearest theatres or subscribing to Disney+, binging through all 24 movies, six TV series and innumerable one-shots of the MCU. They are not just rewinding Iron Man’s arc reactor specifications but also revisiting Captain’s ideals about freedom and justice.
Iron Man’s Suit vs Newton’s Laws: The Classroom Conundrum
Physics teachers, in particular, are tearing their hair out, attempting to make sense of the science behind Iron Man’s suit and how it defies Newton’s Laws every minute. Math teachers, on the other hand, are trying their best to calculate the probability of Captain America’s shield returning every single time it is thrown. This insane decision has resulted in EduTube channels experiencing a surge of hits on “MCU for Dummies” tutorials.
Spiderman Swings in With New Syllabus Tips
Ramesh Sharma, a local teacher preparing for the exam said, “I am studying physics from Spiderman’s web-slinging dynamics and taking leadership lessons from Nick Fury. It’s quite absurd! Next, what? The government will ask us to build Iron Man’s suit for the practicals?” he concluded amidst a rollicking laughter that somewhat conveyed his growing apprehensions.
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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