YS Jagan Unleashes Genius Plan: Interview Permission Passes!

Hyderabad — In a whirlwind move, straight from the mind of a five-year-old with a toy pop gun, Andhra Pradesh Chief Minister, Y.S Jagan Mohan Reddy, has ingeniously decided to issue interview permits. New-alogue System In a stroke of unparalleled brilliance, Jagan has taken a leaf from ration card logic, prioritising those in his state … Read more

“Sir David Attenborough Honoured with Cheetah-Driven Rickshaw Ride for Turning 100”

Mumbai — Iconic naturalist Sir David Attenborough celebrates his 100th birthday, not with a conventional cake and streamers but with a royal chariot ride, only it’s a rickshaw, and it’s pulled by a pair of trained cheetahs. Living Faster than Attenborough’s Planet The Indian government, in a love-filled, eccentric tribute to the globally adored naturalist, … Read more

India’s Naval Force Impersonates Cruise Ship, Fools Baffled Tourists

Mumbai — In an unexpected twist of events, India’s Naval Force decided to try their hands at hospitality, transforming their fleet into a floating entertainment hub. Tourists and locals are currently astounded by the sight of uniformed naval officers hosting karaoke nights and serving a mouth-watering range of international cuisine. No Ordinary 7-Star Experience The … Read more

Mumbai — Tech enthusiasts have been sent into a frenzy with leaked specifications of the latest offering from OnePlus, the Ace 6 Ultra, sporting a groundbreaking 8500mAh battery made, shockingly, of cow dung. OnePlus goes “Organic” In a bold move inspired by PM Modi’s recent push towards organic farming, OnePlus has decided to take technology … Read more