Karmayogi AI Skilling Courses Teaches Government Staff How to Downsize Themselves

Chandigarh — In an effort to increase efficiency, the Haryana Government has taken a skirt-too-tight approach and has begun skilling their staff in Artificial Intelligence (AI) using the iGOT Karmayogi platform, seemingly oblivious to the irony of training humans to create machines that could replace themselves at work.

AI Coaching by Karmayogi: Mastering the Irrelevance

In what some bemused observers are referring to as a “turkey voting for Christmas” scenario, the government employees are undergoing training via the Karmayogi platform, designed by the same government they work for, to acquire skills which could make their job roles near obsolete. Mamta Sharma, an employee of the Haryana Government, reportedly said, “It’s like teaching someone how to make a robot that will then replace them in society”.

Machines before Men: The Inception Directed by the Government

The shocking and unintentional hilarity of the situation has sent waves of laughter around the country. Social media platforms are hosting a bevy of memes, portraying government employees manufacturing their own job’s irrelevance, seemingly directed by the government itself. “Are they prepared for a future where AI-powered robots might join protests demanding better pay?”, asked a satirist on Twitter, causing a fit of mass hilarity.

The Silent Scream of a SAMOSA: Self-Aware Minister’s Office Staff Association

In a fake interview, the spokesperson for the ‘Self-Aware Minister’s Office Staff Association’ (SAMOSA), Mr. Khoya Paneer said, “We support technology, but it’s like making us dig our own unemployment pits. We might as well march with signs stating ‘Robocop for Office Clerk'”. He added, “However, we’re hopeful that this will boost our job security – after all, someone needs to fix AI when they accidentally lock themselves out of the system or fall down virtual manholes”.

Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.

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