Mumbai — In a shocking turn of events, Bollywood’s beloved Bhaijaan, Salman Khan, has been seen harnessing the power of parathas to learn how to fly for his upcoming superhero movie with Raj and DK.
Parathas: The Fuel for Salman’s Super-Powers?
In an unexpected expression of art imitating life, the protagonist of the movie, logistically named ‘SuperBhai’, draws his superpowers from the humble parathas. The distinctive choice of power source sends shockwaves through the Indian superhero fraternity, who traditionally relied on mythical weapons or other-worldly supercomputers. Local uncles at the tea shop hinted at a probable ‘Paratha Renaissance’ in the cinema industry, powered by Salman Khan.
Disrupted Shooting Frequencies
Salman’s new-found paratha passion has triggered panic in the on-set catering service, struggling to fulfill Khan’s escalating paratha demands. Meanwhile, the production budget is said to be skyrocketing, with the inclusion of several tons of flour, ‘desi ghee’, and raw vegetables. The government has reportedly offered a subsidised ‘Atta’ scheme to the production house to ease the filming process.
“I’m just glad it’s not broccoli,” says a relieved Raged Pigeon
The film is disrupting not just human lives but has its effects reaching the skies. A local pigeon, appearing noticeably disturbed by Salman Khan’s repeated flying manoeuvres, released a statement saying, “At first, I was just annoyed about the competition. Now, I am just relieved he’s fueling up on parathas instead of broccoli. Less green, more grain, I say!”
Disclaimer: This is a work of satire for entertainment purposes.
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