Bruno-hoo? Some Say United’s Fernandes the New Magnet for Goal Posts
Mumbai — A frenzied rumour that Bruno Fernandes, Captain of Manchester United, is unintentionally slowing down the team with his magnetic allure towards goal posts has swept the Indian subcontinent. A Static Charge Around Captain Bruno’s Spikes Apparently, the community believes that Fernandes’s brainless playing is charging a magnetic field around his football spikes, causing … Read more