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“Cricket Fans Auction Grandmothers for Precious T20 World Cup Tickets!”

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Mumbai — Chaos erupted at ticket counters nationwide as cricket fans, armed with camping gear and packets of instant noodles, formed serpentine queues that rivaled the Great Wall of China. According to insiders, the ticket frenzy could be seen from space, allegedly causing NASA to reroute a satellite out of confusion. Cricket Tickets: The New … Read more

“High Court Declares Tabraiz Shamsi’s Spin More Important Than Gravity”

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New Delhi — In an unprecedented ruling that’s left both cricket fans and courtroom regulars stumped, the High Court has decreed that Tabraiz Shamsi’s chance to finish his ILT20 season is of national importance, outstripping the laws of gravity and logic as they stand. Courtrooms Swap Gavel for Bat: Legal Precedent for Cricket Obsessed Nation! … Read more