Gakpo Scores Goal: Pigeons Petition for 200-Ft Tall Statue in Delhi
New Delhi — The nation woke to an outlandish surprise this morning as Dutch footballer Cody Gakpo’s recent goal in a match against unpronounceable European team has somehow led to a decibel-shattering outcry, from pigeons no less, for a monumental statue in his honor. Fowl Play: Pigeons Perform Coordinated Fly-Past In a feather ruffling turn … Read more